Today on CMR – June 26, 2008 – Creative Minority Report

You Might Not Be A Catholic If…
—If you see yourself in any of these you may not be a Catholic.

U.S. Bishops Engage in Sympathy Boycott
—You’ll never guess the movie they’re condemning.

Where do Demons Live?
—The nine percent of the population you don’t want to hang out with.

Monkey Brains
—You maniacs! You did it! You really did it! Damn you all to Hell!

I Got Nowhere Else To Go!
—Which party will get you to purgatory?

Religion in the Hook-up College Culture
—Clergy and parents turn a blind eye.

Want Full Communion? Act Like Grownups
—The five conditions set forth for return of the SSPX.

Michelangelo was an Anti-Catholic Kabhallist
—New bestseller sees secret codes in Sistine Chapel.

I Want Mass to Have Top-Ten Music
—Time for the Church to get with the times!

Pope to SSPX: Now or Never?
—Pope tells SSPX: Sign on the dotted line!

Today on CMR – June 26, 2008