Today on CMR – June 19, 2008

Catholic Judge in Limbo
—Catholic Judge Accused of Anti-Catholicism because he’s Catholic. Got it?

New Photos from Thomas Aquinas College
—Whose in charge of the zeitgeist around here?

Jailed for Homeschooling
—Zey’re coming to take you away , ja ja!

Rambling Ruminations of a Dissenting Dinosaur
—McBrien: “By being completely wrong then, it proves we are right now.”

Catholic Charities Helps Girl Obtain Abortion
—Don’t worry, they gave her contraceptives first

First Awkward Moment of the Gay Marriage Era
—Homosexuality used to be a lot gayer before they ruined it with marriage.

Pro-Life Advocate “Lynched”
—Off to the gibbet with the uncivilized Catholics.

My Ears Turn Off
—Perfect Ears Means Big Punishments

I’m A Kitty Genovese American
—When the world was on fire, what side were you on?

Watch This and Save Your Marriage
—The only boy band you’ll ever need to see.

The Ingenuity of Devout Oxymorons
—Rationalization of the absurd does not lead to pretty prose.

EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders
—European scientists puzzled over strange mute creatures.