Reverend Tori Spelling Marries Two Men

Tori Spelling received her official “Reverend” certificate in the mail and promptly oversaw the marriage of two men.

Said Tori: “It was so beautiful as I united Tony and Dex as life partners in love. They wrote their own beautiful vows and there was so much love surrounding them that there wasn’t a dry eye in the driveway!” (That’s my favorite line of the piece)

Sounds so romantic. Spelling and her husband took her 4-month-old son, Liam, out for a spin on the dance floor at the wedding reception. “The three of us swayed and smiled to Madonna,” she said. “It was a magical evening of pure love.”

I just hope Tony and Dex saved themselves for marriage, just like Tori’s character from 90210.