Today On CMR – July 25, 2007 – Creative Minority Report

Dora the Explorer Arrested for DUI, Drugs
——Somebody save this child star from herself!

Throwing Christians to the Gators
——Christian fraternities need not apply. Separation of church and the all-encompassing state.

Orwell Has Nothing on the World Bank
——World Bank takes pro-abortion NewSpeak to a new level.

This Is No Way To Elect a Pope!
——A glimpse into the possible future courtesy of an off-the-wall Jesuit (Yes, I know that is redundant)

Pope: After This We Might Need More Commandments
——We’re pretty sure this incident in Wisconsin was not covered in the drivers ten commandments.

LA Times Loses Its Religion Writer to Atheism
——The leap of faith is just too difficult for some.

Harry Potter and Deathly Sleep Deprivation
——Is HP Christian allegory, or am I just sleep deprived?

Step Away from the Blog and Get Out of Your Pajamas
——Blogs are a waste. Keep your attention on those who have been there, spun that.

LA Catholic Church to sell properties
——The real story about how L.A. will pay for settlement.

Trautman: Not In My Diocese!
——My ineffable revulsion for what the Bishop has wrought to thwart the motu proprio is unfeigned.

An Abnormal Life In the Me-Centric Universe
——It is all about how you define normal.

The Teflon cardinal
——The Cardinal has earned immunity by being ‘progressive’?

Today On CMR – July 25, 2007