Is This Really the Solution?

Mexico City’s prison system has begun allowing gay conjugal visits, bowing to a recommendation by the country’s National Human Rights Commission.

That’s what we need. More man on man sex behind bars. Was there really a shortage of that before? I thought there was a shortage of women in prison not of men. My bad.

And next month is “Decorate Your Prison Cell” Day using felt, silk and three shades of pastel paint. Scissors and rope will not be provided.