Today on CMR – October 16, 2007

Disney Cuts God
—Disney has demanded that the mention of God be removed from all advertisements for the upcoming animated feature, “The Ten Commandments.”

Three Percent Would Pray
—The logic challenged Brits lose Pascal’s wager.

The Latin Mass, Hitler, Martin Luther, and Much More!
—One of the more staggeringly crazy rants to date. Not to be missed!

Sympathy for the Devil
—But whats puzzling you, Is the nature of my game.

San Fran Church Publishes Queer Letter in Bulletin
—Sister Delta Goodhand writes “Thanks for the sacrilege.”

Dumb or Dumber:The Larry Craig / Pete Townshend Defense
—Believing Monsignor Stenico might be worse than not believing him.

Top Ten Scientific Explantions of Miracle of Sun at Fatima
—From the absurd to the obtuse. Those who refuse to believe will believe anything.

A Black Mark on The Vatican
—”I’m not gay, I was undercover!”

Bishop Statement on Holy Cross Scandal
—Bishop threatens, Holy Cross shrugs.

Pole Dancing Seven Year Olds
—It’s the end of the world as we know it!