Today on CMR – December 14, 2007

President Sends Out Religious Christmas Card!!!!! Gasp!
—Can you believe the President sent out a Christian card concerning celebrating a Christian holiday? Barbara Walters cannot.

Shhhh!!! Abortion and the Pill Causes Cancer? Don’t Pass it On
—Everything causes cancer, except for those things that actually do.

Jealousy
—Germans get a church like this while I get a chicken coop. Not Fair!

Britney Spears in Talks to Play Virgin Mary
—Matthew has some suggestions for rounding out the cast.

Protect Pedestrians, Let Priests Marry
—Let the crack heads marry!

Mitt’s Notes on Religion
—Read this very funny poke at Gov. Mitt Romney’s speech on religion last week at The Weekly Standard.com

Rudy Speaks in Code on Homosexuality
—Rudy said what? What did he actually say while trying to say nothing.

Nominal Catholic Reporter
—NCRs groovy trip down memory lane. Dutch Dominicans, Schillebeeckx, and more.

Catholic University Discovers Amazing Recording of Catholics Protesting Nazis
—An archivist at Catholic University is prepared to turn conventional wisdom on its ear with the discovery of a unique recording of a televised Catholic protest against Nazis as early as 1938.

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