Today on CMR – December 17, 2007

Rabbi Says Cancel Christmas
—Rabbi says that Christians should stop celebrating Christmas because Jesus hated Christmas. Huh?

Vasa Matter? Nothing!
—Catholic Bishop with “spiritual testosterone!” tells it like it is.

I’ve Yet To Meet a Tolerant Atheist
—Let’s compare every witch burning that occurred in the history of man with a good afternoon by Stalin or Hitler. No Contest.

The Dominican Sisters of Mary, Mother of the Eucharist
—Inspiring video gives us hope for the future.

Liturgical Used Car Salesmen
—Sure, you can have that old mass? But we have a much better deal for you!

President Sends Out Religious Christmas Card!!!!! Gasp!
—Can you believe the President sent out a Christian card concerning celebrating a Christian holiday? Barbara Walters cannot.

Shhhh!!! Abortion and the Pill Causes Cancer? Don’t Pass it On
—Everything causes cancer, except for those things that actually do.

Jealousy
—Germans get a church like this while I get a chicken coop. Not Fair!

Britney Spears in Talks to Play Virgin Mary
—Matthew has some suggestions for rounding out the cast.