Reserve A Room At the Looney Bin

Grab your butterfly nets! Tom Cruise has got the Crazy eyes! Don’t stare into them or his Scientology super powers will get you!

“When you drive past an accident, as a Scientologist, you know you are not like other people. Your are the only one who can help.”

I don’t know about you…but I would prefer a doctor or a priest over a Scientologist with super powers and crazy eyes. You?