ACLU Fights the Most Important Battles of the Day

Here’s my favorite line from the news today:

In an effort to help Sen. Larry Craig, the American Civil Liberties Union is arguing that people who have sex in public bathrooms have an expectation of privacy.

What part about “public” does the ACLU not understand?

The ACLU says we should have an expectation of privacy in a public bathroom. Does this make any sense to anyone? What then is the threshold for privacy? Should all consensual sex anywhere be deemed a private matter despite putting everyone else in an uncomfortable situation?

I don’t know about you I don’t want strange men hanging out in men’s rooms when I go in there with my kids.

Couldn’t I call this a hostile lurking environment?