Advice To Mitt’s Staff: Smack Your Candidate

I know that the campaign staff for presidential candidate Mitt Romney is not likely to ask for my advice, however I feel compelled to offer it anyway.

Someone, anyone, in the campaign. Sit him down, tie him to a chair, put plastic wrap over his face and turn on the hose. Perform this activity as many times as necessary until he promises to never ever ever ever do this again!