Today on CMR – January 24, 2008

Yale Celebrates Abortion With Most Satanic Quotes I’ve Ever Read
—Life means nothing at Yale. Article from the Yale Daily News contains some of the most awful if not downright satanic quotes we’ve ever read.

Jerry O’Connell Channels Mr. Cruise
—If you saw the video of Tom Cruise promoting Scientology, do not miss this parody by actor Jerry O’Connell. I am still laughing.

Bigfoot on Mars!!!! REALLY!
—Sasquatch makes the long commute to Mars.

Advice To Mitt’s Staff: Smack Your Candidate
—There are certain things white-bread Mormon presidential candidates shouldn’t do.

Archbishop Burke Criticizes Saint Louis U. Basketball Coach
—University’s defense: Don’t worry, we’re not really Catholic.

The Battle of Falkirk
—”New Style” Priest gets yanked and his mission sold. After what I read, I am cool with that.

Saving Movies for my Wife Has Destroyed My Taste in Movies
—Before I got married I never would’ve dreamed about having someone save a movie for me. And I wouldn’t have listened to anyone who asked me to save a movie for them.

Shortest Books Ever Written
—Ignatiophiles Karen Hall and Joe Garcia top the list.

There is Something Cold About It
—Modern Church Architecture gives me a chill.