Vote Kevorkian … Or Else!

Assisted-suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian announced today he is running for Congress.

The 79-year-old Kevorkian has told reporters in Southfield, Mich., that he is running in the November election as an independent for a congressional seat representing Detroit’s suburbs.

We Creative Minority Reporters wish to voice our unabashed support for the legendary Dr. Death. In support of the campaign, which we anticipate might be low on funds, we have created the following bumper stickers and campaign buttons in support of Jack free of charge.

If you see us on the road with these stickers on the back of our minivans on the way to pull the plug on Granny, be sure to give us a honk and a special wave.

If you have any other ideas for a bumper sticker to support Kevorkian for Kongress Kampaign, let us know.