Today on CMR – April 25, 2008

I Like What Obama Says about America
—In small town America, people don’t like Obama for all the right reasons.

Pelosi’s Fake Bible Joins Fake Catholicism
—Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole new level. Don’t try this at home.

Obama Supports Gay Marriage
—Obama calls for repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act.

Priest’s Sock Puppet Hears Confessions
—Humor I think Matthew might be back on the sauce.

Court: Football Coach Can’t Take a Knee
—A federal appeals court prohibited a New Jersey high school football coach from taking a knee and participating in team prayer.

Secularism Makes You Stupid
—What is the greatest scourge on humanity today? Secular stupidity if you ask me.

Scandalous Jesus Bio Set for Release
—Director of “Basic Instinct” will make scandalous claims about Jesus and Mary in an upcoming biography about Jesus.

The Pipes, The Pipes Are Galling
—In the EU, Big Brother is not only watching, he is listening too. He does not like what he hears.

I Didn’t Know Scooby Was Catholic
—I would have gone to Hell if it weren’t for your darn kids!

Where are the “Necessary” Partial Birth Abortions?
—One year later, where is the evidence?

Wonderful Story About a Sick Boy and the Pope
—A great story about the Pope’s visit to New York and a child with Muscular dystrophy.