Today on CMR – April 28, 2008

Obama’s Got a Running Mate
—Barack Obama has a running mate -whether he wants one or not.

The Race
—How Padre Pio is hurting my self esteem and why that may be a good thing.

My Daughter’s Communion Was For The Birds
—A fully reverential and moving affair. But the priest did ruffle some feathers.

More Scripture from Pelosi’s Personal Bible
—“And God said unto Moses, ‘Let not my people’s carbonite footprint exceed that of thine cattle. For to do so would cause me to warmeth the Earth.”

Cardinal: No Communion in the Hand!
—Archbishop in Peru bans communion in the hand.

Anti-Social Man Hopes Company Arrives Soon
—In an act of anti-social desperation, Matthew interviews himself.

Oh No! Yoko
—Yoko Ono sues the producers of Ben Stein’s documentary Expelled.

I Like What Obama Says about America
—In small town America, people don’t like Obama for all the right reasons.

Pelosi’s Fake Bible Joins Fake Catholicism
—Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole new level. Don’t try this at home.

Obama Supports Gay Marriage
—Obama calls for repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act.