Today on CMR – April 30, 2008

Disney Girls Gone Wild
—Now It’s Miley Cyrus, Next It’ll be Ariel

Nuns Invite Clinton to Campaign
—First daughter campaigns at home run by nuns.

Obama Shows Saintly Patience
—Angered and saddened presidential candidate displays patience of Job.

The Religion of (Hair) Piece
—Saudi Arabia plans to groom flirty perps.

Why Catholic Schools Are in Trouble
—In education as in politics, everything comes down to votes and money.

Why Women Can’t Be Pope
—Certain types of gossip can get you excommunicated.

Cardinal Criticizes Rudy Taking Communion
—”I deeply regret that Mr. Giuliani received the Eucharist during the Papal visit here in New York”

The Race
—How Padre Pio is hurting my self esteem and why that may be a good thing.

My Daughter’s Communion Was For The Birds
—A fully reverential and moving affair. But the priest did ruffle some feathers.