Today on CMR – May 2, 2008

“Our Dad Takes Care Of Us”
—Eight Year Old Points out My Fashion Faux Pas

Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic
—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia.

Town Vs. Church in Battle over Stained Glass
—A dispute between a Catholic Church and a township is getting fiery.

Even When We Are Wrong – We’re Right
—As the earth cools, scientists tell us to stick our heads in the sand.

Priest: Jesus Was a Migrant
—Jesus: Borders…We don’t need no stinkin’ borders.

Smartest In A Room Full Of Dunces
—Ignorance of the Bible is a death sentence.

Disney Girls Gone Wild
—Now It’s Miley Cyrus, Next It’ll be Ariel

Nuns Invite Clinton to Campaign
—First daughter campaigns at home run by nuns.

Obama Shows Saintly Patience
—Angered and saddened presidential candidate displays patience of Job.

The Religion of (Hair) Piece
—Saudi Arabia plans to groom flirty perps.

Why Catholic Schools Are in Trouble
—In education as in politics, everything comes down to votes and money.

Why Women Can’t Be Pope
—Certain types of gossip can get you excommunicated.