Today on CMR – May 16, 2008

Coffee and Evanglization: The Ark Cafe
—It’s Like the Old Ark but without the animal smell.

These Hidden Rights Are Killing Us
—Judges “Discover” rights that would destroy us.

Liberal Catholic Group Calls For Alien Ordination
—Church is Silent on extra-terrestrial rights!

CA. Court Overturns Gay Marriage Ban
—What the blogs are saying

Movie About “Pope Joan” Set for Release
—Get ready for Female Ordination arguments!

Get Off Your Priestly Duff
—Where are the Ordinary Minsters of Holy Communion?

Blair Says Christianity Can Save the West?
—Now he says it!

What Did Sean Penn Mean?
—Could he have been talking about abortion?

Priest Invents Technology For Better Liturgy
—Cures Phil Donahue-itis

Obama The Christian (When Convenient)
—Obama takes pandering to a whole new level.

Attorney Calls Pope to Testify on Sex Abuse
—Frivolous does not begin to describe this lunacy.

Gerald Augustinus whY?
—Oh no! Is the Cafeteria Open again?

Vatican: It’s OK to Believe in Aliens
—Mulder, Scully, and Pope Benedict?

Right to Life For Plants, Not People
—I give up. The world has gone mad. Mad, I tell you!