Weekend on CMR – May 17-18, 2008

Speak With Authority, Like Ya Know?
—What happened to the declarative sentence?

What Part of No Did You Not Understand?
—Vatican clarifies instruction on Homosexuals in the Seminary.

Prosti-Tot Chic
—Protecting Children from us

Coffee and Evangelization: The Ark Cafe
—It’s Like the Old Ark but without the animal smell.

These Hidden Rights Are Killing Us
—Judges “Discover” rights that would destroy us.

Liberal Catholic Group Calls For Alien Ordination
—Church is Silent on extra-terrestrial rights!

CA. Court Overturns Gay Marriage Ban
—What the blogs are saying

Movie About “Pope Joan” Set for Release
—Get ready for Female Ordination arguments!

Get Off Your Priestly Duff
—Where are the Ordinary Ministers of Holy Communion?

Blair Says Christianity Can Save the West?
—Now he says it!

What Did Sean Penn Mean?
—Could he have been talking about abortion?

Priest Invents Technology For Better Liturgy
—Cures Phil Donahue-itis

Obama The Christian (When Convenient)
—Obama takes pandering to a whole new level.

Attorney Calls Pope to Testify on Sex Abuse
—Frivolous does not begin to describe this lunacy.