Today on CMR – June 12, 2008

If You’re Reading This You’re Probably Dead
—Prophet Predicts Doomsday is Nigh

God’s Squishable Creatures
—A Tale of Adventure, Suspense, Comedy and Ickyness

Greetings From Soviet Canuckistan
—Canadian Human Rights Commission is watching. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Fr. Andrew Greeley Says You’re Racist
—Come on, just admit it.

Clinton as Voldemort
—They’re making a list and checking it thrice.

Darwin’s Prescient Friend and Mentor
—How To Brutalize the Human Race in One Easy Step.

Who Wrote This Letter?
—Amazing pro-life letter penned by none other than…

Obama: The Next Step In Evolution?
—I guarantee that this is the craziest thing you will read all week. Maybe a month. Or a …

Vatican Official: More Modernist Art Needed in Churches
—It’s all about Jesus…I mean the architect.

Catholic Teens Don’t Feel Guilt
—No God, No guilt.

What Happened to Big Brown?
—It’s the same old story.

Obama Inspires Lambs to Lie Down With Lions
—Lions ask for a little trust. Not a good idea.

Time Mag: Stop All These Babies!
—Mag takes on NFP.

Great Moments in Anglicanism — Not!
—Quite an ugly weekend for the Anglican Communion.