Today on CMR – June 17, 2008

My Ears Turn Off
—Perfect Ears Means Big Punishments

I’m A Kitty Genovese American
—When the world was on fire, what side were you on?

The Ingenuity of Devout Oxymorons
—Rationalization of the absurd does not lead to pretty prose.

Watch This and Save Your Marriage
—The only boy band you’ll ever need to see.

EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders
—European scientists puzzled over strange mute creatures.

Sects and the Committee
—Fundamentalism comes in different forms.

The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks
—Journalist sets the scene when the Cardinal said “Latin Mass for All”

Latin Mass: Not Some Parishes – All Parishes!!
—In a stunning press conference, Cardinal reveals Pope’s master plan! Not a joke!!

I Am Only A Father
—For Father’s Day

Radio Days – Part Deux
—Matthew’s interview on Sacred Heart Radio

The Church of Jesus Christ of the Lowest Common Denominator
—Bishop Trautman still thinks you are stupid.

If You’re Reading This You’re Probably Dead
—Prophet Predicts Doomsday is Nigh