Kevorkian for Kongress

Well, It’s official. Jack Kevorkian, Dr. Death, is on the ballot in Michigan in his run for the U.S. Congress.

[Det. news] Jack Kevorkian — nicknamed “Dr. Death” for the high-profile assisted suicides he performed — gathered enough valid signatures to be on the November ballot and try to unseat veteran Rep. Joe Knollenberg, the chief of elections for Oakland County said Monday.

“He has enough qualifying petition signatures,” said Joe Rozell, director of elections for Oakland County. “They are valid.”

Now we realize that Dr. Death’s campaign is an uphill battle. Therefore, we once again make our offer to the Kevorkian Kampaign to provide, free of charge, all his campaign’s promotional material. Here is a sampling.