Today on CMR – July 7, 2008

Marketing The “New” New Mass!
—My genius plan for selling the reform of the reform!

Report: Catholic Hospitals Perform Abortions and Sterlizations
—Anonymous Report Instigates Investigation

Obama Training For Olympics
—The underappreciated art of rhetorical gymnastics.

Student Holds Eucharist Hostage
—Steals Eucharist and demands apology.

NYT: Jesus A Fraud! Again
—In a clone of the Jesus ossuary story, NYT discovers more proof Jesus was a fraud.

Drive Thru Church
—Honk If You Love Jesus!

Rescued By Faith
—Hostage returns home after answered prayers of Colombian President.

Heroic Virtue for Love of Life
—Polish sports star gives all for the life of her unborn daughter.

Novus Ordo 2.0
—Rumored commission to reform the liturgy needs a name.

Obama: Mental Stress Can’t Justify Late Abortion
—I don’t believe him at all but I’m still stunned.

Brideshead Revisited Revisited
—God was edited out.

When Liturgical Puppets Attack!
—”Look Behind You!” They Cried. But It Was Too Late.

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