Today on CMR – July 9, 2008
Alien Worshiping Glamour Lesbians Criticize the Church
—I’m not kidding!
Remedial Rubrics With Dick and Jane
—General instruction for the simpleton generation.
Shakespeare Was Catholic
—”He died a Papist.”
All That Faith Will Allow
—When it comes to unity, generosity is key.
Kevorkian for Kongress
—Dr. Death runs for congress and we are there to help!
The Bricks Have Fallen Down, But We Will Rebuild
—Can you read the signs of the times?
Feminist Icon’s Daughter Speaks Against Feminism, Abortion
—Mommy Dearest for the Secularists.
To Forgive, Divine
—For Betancourt, the miraculous happened after her rescue.
Marketing The “New” New Mass!
—My genius plan for selling the reform of the reform!
Report: Catholic Hospitals Perform Abortions and Sterlizations
—Anonymous Report Instigates Investigation
Obama Training For Olympics
—The underappreciated art of rhetorical gymnastics.
Student Holds Eucharist Hostage
—Steals Eucharist and demands apology.
NYT: Jesus A Fraud! Again
—In a clone of the Jesus ossuary story, NYT discovers more proof Jesus was a fraud.
