Today On CMR – August 28, 2008
Two Bigfoot Searchers Spot a Recession
—Democrats see non-existent UFO’s, giant rabbits, and THE RECESSION!
Ain’t That America, Little Pink Condoms For You and Me
—Isn’t there anything else to do in Denver?
Bob Casey Jr.: “Give Me 15 Minutes and I’ll Overlook Death!”
—Pro-life Democrat bravely sidesteps abortion issue.
Memo To McCain: Don’t You Do It!
—Kay Bailey Hutchison is not Pro-life!
Open Dissent In The Weekly Bulletin
—Rochester priest openly teaches error.
Mother Teresa’s Saintliness Was in the Stars
—New agers and science geeks choose to ignore free will.
Cardinal Egan Blasts Pelosi
—This is the statement you’ve been waiting for.
Stuff You Should Read
—And other stuff.
Republicans Draft Abortion Language for Platform
—In short, this is why I’m a Republican.
Enough With The “Devout” Catholics
—Porn stars and saints are described with the same word by the press. Can’t we do better?
My Anything But The DNC Post
—Some stories that are not about the Democrat National Convention.
Pelosi: St. Augustine Was Pro-Choice Too
—Don’t you hate it how pro-choicers are always trying to bring their religion into politics.
Biden’s Cultural Catholicism
—Catholicism is what he defines it to be.
No Genetically Modified Jesus!
—Priest to future idiots ― Don’t even think about it!