That’s It! Al Qaeda Guilty of Hate Crime!

The actions of Al Qaeda have been terrible for twenty years but Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have show far more interest in hand wringing about why radical Muslims hate us rather than actually fighting the War on Terror. But that’s all about to change.

Something so awful has happened that could be a game changer for the powerful Democrats. Al Qaeda may be guilty of a hate crime by calling Barack Obama a racist name. When Al Qaeda were just murdering thug terrorists they were seen by Reid and Pelosi an understandable reaction to the oppression of America in the personage of George W. Bush. But this changes everything.

Remember, some radio host nobody ever heard of just mentioned Obama’s middle name once and Reid and Pelosi considered rolling back free speech rights until after the election. Now, finally this one “hate crime” by Al Qaeda may make Reid and Pelosi angry enough to actually fight the War on Terror. According to the AP:

CAIRO, Egypt (AP) – Al-Qaida’s No. 2 leader used a racial epithet to insult Barack Obama in a message posted Wednesday, describing the president-elect in demeaning terms that imply he does the bidding of whites.
The message appeared chiefly aimed at persuading Muslims and Arabs that Obama does not represent a change in U.S. policies. Ayman al-Zawahri said in the message, which appeared on militant Web sites, that Obama is “the direct opposite of honorable black Americans” like Malcolm X, the 1960s African-American rights leader.

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are reportedly now in the war room drawing up plans for an invasion of Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, and Iran. The war plan first consists of indictments from Human Rights Commissions and then…war. And this time they added that they’re actually going to fund it this time. The whole time.