Today On CMR – November 25, 2008

The Kmiec Catholic Re-Education Camp
—Sign up now before they come and bring you there anyway!

Catholics Need Not Apply (To Catholic School)
—Catholic School dumps the Catholic for coin.

England Proves Chesterton Right…Again
—A tale of two fishermen.

Santa’s a Jerk
—He’s no saint. He’s practically Archie Bunker with a beard!

Cease The Peace
—My suggestions on where to stick the Sign of Peace.

Save the Tofurkey!
—We are shocked, horrified, and hungry.

The Last Gasp of the Hippies
—Priest faces excommunication for participating in female ordination.

Modernly Immaterial
—L’Osservatore Romano updates itself to irrelevance.

The Culture of Death and Miracle of Life
—Must see video about the heartbreaking and inspiring story of Haleigh Poutre.

Fr. Barron on Advent (and Road Rage)
—The spiritual solution to traffic jams!

Palin Pardons Turkey But Not All Of Them
—Sarah Palin teaches horrified mainstream media how the turkey gets from the farm to the plate.