Today on CMR – December 23, 2008

Yes! I Knew We Were Right!
—Scientific magazine kicks off the push for legalization of incest! Hooray!

I Confess … By Appointment Only
—I can get what I want anywhere, but not what I need.

Best Christmas Songs By Jewish People
—Some classics in here. Some…not so much.

“Mary, Did You Know?” At Mass
—What’s a little heresy between friends?

Bing Melting Hard Hearts
—Boy could we use Bing today.

MuuMuu Militia Strikes Again
—Do the Womynpriests have secret sponsors?

We the…Who?
—California’s top law enforcement officer says gay marriage law must be overturned. Got it?

Are the U.S. Bishops Conservative?
—Washington Post forces religious peg into a secular hole.

Rick Warren On Homosexuality
—Rick and Ann sittin’ in a tree…

The Best Death Scenes
—I pick mine, you pick yours.

Charlie Brown’s Parents Arrested
—Neglect and child abandonment top the list of crimes.

NY Times Sees Old Church vs. New Church
—NY Times sees no difference between abortion and the armed forces.

Ah! Cappella!
—The Twelve Days of Christmas like you have never heard it before!