This Kid Doesn’t Have A Chance

You think you have it tough? Stressed out? Well you have nothing on little Jesus who was born this past December 25th. This kid doesn’t have a chance.

A woman in Peru named Virgen Maria (which means “Virgin Mary” in English) who is married to a carpenter gave birth on Christmas Day to a baby she named Jesus. The woman, whose mother named her Virgen Maria at birth, wasn’t expected to deliver the baby on Christmas Day, but she went into labor early, BBC reported. The happy couple originally was going to name the baby after a sports star, but because of all the Christian-related coincidences, they decided to name him Jesus.

You thought you had a lot to live up to?