Today on CMR – January 5, 2009 – Creative Minority Report

The Pill’s Environmental Damage
—I’m turning into Richard Simmons. Help!

Obama Has to Get Tough…With Israel?
—Newsweek says violence in Gaza is Israel’s fault. Oh yeah, and Bush too.

Pat Robertson’s Improper Predictions
—Televangelist and God are apparently not on speaking terms.

Help Needed: Christ Rose “Again”?
—A question for the CMR geek squad.

Nobody Likes Bland Benedict
—UK Times says nobody’s coming to see the Pope because he’s just an old grumpy meany pants.

WaPo: Iraq War Is Over! Just in Time
—From quagmire to victory just in time for Obama.

The Biggest Ball Drops of ’08
—From Doug Kmiec to Plaxico Burress, CMR lists them biggest fumblers of the past year.

Sonrise Morning Show Goes Big Time
—Starting Monday the show is on EWTN radio.

Satan: 2008 Was a Good Year For Me
—The dude with the pitchfork details his best year in memory.

Today on CMR – January 5, 2009