Today On CMR – January 21, 2009

Applauding Obama?
—Catholic school teachers applauding Obama is uncool, right?

Is This What You Call Change?
—Funny video points out that rhetoric changes depending on who is speaking.

What Do You Risk?
—Moving video of what some risk to be Christian.

Obama Makes Comedians Rethink Careers
—Obama kills comedy, comedians look into becoming mimes.

Leg Tingle Epidemic Stresses E.R.’s
—Thousands report disturbing symptoms -journalists hardest hit.

Who Am I? Who Cares….
—The best laid plans of ex Vice Presidents and men often go awry.

Oy Vey! Shut Up Already!
—The non story that won’t go away.

He Did It Already!
—Obama performs wonders on his first day!

CMR’s Secret Anti-Abortion Plot
—Our ingenious plot must be kept quiet. Read this and then throw out your computer.