Today On CMR – January 23, 2009

Judge Bans ‘Secondhand Jesus’
—Federal judge now outlaws moment of silence because someone might try to pray.

Williamson In A NUTshell
—The only paragraph you will ever need to read on the Bonkers Bishop.

Benjamin Gump Or Forrest Button?
—This is pretty hilarious.

Terrorists to Pennsylvania?
—Close Gitmo and send them to Pennsylvania?

Irony is An Obama Baby Boom
—Hey! Wait, shouldn’t it be called a “blob of tissue” boom?

Life, Potential Or Not
—ProLife video generating heat with ProLifers.

Desperate Williamson Denies Holocaust
—Unhinged “Bishop” of the SSPX will do anything to stop reconciliation.

Applauding Obama?
—Catholic school teachers applauding Obama is uncool, right?

Is This What You Call Change?
—Funny video points out that rhetoric changes depending on who is speaking.

What Do You Risk?
—Moving video of what some risk to be Christian.

Obama Makes Comedians Rethink Careers
—Obama kills comedy, comedians look into becoming mimes.

Leg Tingle Epidemic Stresses E.R.’s
—Thousands report disturbing symptoms -journalists hardest hit.