Today on CMR – February 4, 2008

Recant! Or Else!
—Vatican orders Williamson to recant. Thanks to Fellay, too little too late.

White House Has Worst Case of Hiccups Evah!
—White House in desperate need of a glass of water.

Sarah Palin is Evil Because…
—Ya’ think Hollywood doesn’t like Sarah? You betcha!

Please Pray: Michael Dubruiel R.I.P.
—Please pray for Amy Welborn and her family.

Video: Planned Parenthood Breaks Law Again
—Lila Rose’s undercover investigations are becoming legendary. A must-see.

Nominated Archbishop Didn’t Pay Tithe
—Pope’s nominee for New York Archbishop didn’t pay back tithes. Could derail nomination.

Apologetics With A Big Hammer
—Being nice is overrated.

Now, This is Hilarious
—I am not now nor have I ever been an exotic dancer.

Theologian: Pope Should Resign
—Shock: Church is now accepting sinners!

Obama’s a Jerk
—The jerk calls Jessica Simpson fat and the beta male media giggles.

Cain and Abel – Ramis Style
—Harold Ramis makes me laugh.