March To Madness – The Championship

This is the moment we have all been waiting for. The contest for the most destructive person in our culture started off with 64 hopefuls but comes down to the final two. A clear favorite coming into this contest, Barack Obama did not disappoint when he easily handled the ACLU to make it to the championship game.

In a stunning upset (at least for me) Oprah Winfrey also advanced taking down the traitorous dissenters of the Voice of the Faithful. While VOTF has been a strong contender all along, the consensus seems to be the extent of her reach and happy new age psychobabble makes her more destructive to the culture as a whole.

So there you have it. Your Championship. Barack Obama vs. Oprah Winfrey. May the worst person win!

Let the Voting Begin!