Roman Raymond Polanski Mmm Mmm Mmm

The liberal reaction to this Roman Polanski matter has been slightly off kilter, don’t you think?

The media has made it it’s job to defend him. Hollywood supports him. Hey, it’s just like he’s a Democratic candidate. All we need now are the teacher’s unions to support him. So in anticipation of that, CMR has decided to move the process along a little and come up with lyrics for teachers to teach their children to chant just like they did with Obama.

Mm, mmm, mm!
Roman Raymond Polanski

He said 13 or 14 years old is alright
All ages are equal in his sight
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Roman Raymond Polanski

Hollywood says we must not extradite
To make him pay is McCarthyite
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Roman Raymond Polanski

Hollywood says we don’t treat celebrities this way
This is the country that let off OJ
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Roman Raymond Polanski

He said that sometimes you just have to scram
And for 30 years stay on the lam
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Roman Raymond Polanski

Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Roman Raymond Polanski

(If you’d like to add a verse in the combox feel free.)