I Don’t Care What’s Happening. It’s Bad

OK. I got some bad news. That picture you’re looking at is real.

Those strange lights were seen over Norway. And that’s bad news. I haven’t seen anything like that outside of sci-fi movies…evah! In sci-fi speak that’s a vortex or a gateway kinda thing. And to make matters worse it looks like the dropping off kind of vortex-ish-y thingy. And if I know anything about vortex-ish-y thingies on Earth it’s this – dropping off is bad.

I’m not one for predictions but I’m thinking tomorrow’s likely gonna’ be Sunny with a decent chance of INTERGALACTIC SPACE VILLAIN!!!!

Some scientists are saying that nobody should be worried at all because it’s probably just the Russians shooting missiles over Norwegians heads. Look folks, when your best case scenario is the Russians are shooting missiles over your heads, you know it’s bad. I mean, that’s what they’re telling people to calm them down.

In case you don’t believe the picture (as my wife doesn’t) here’s some video below. I’m really hoping that it’s no coincidence that Obama’s scheduled to go over to Norway today.