El Gato de la Muerte Still Loose

Remember that cat that lives in the old age home and predicts people’s deaths. Well that darn cat is still up to his old tricks.

Catholic Jedi reports:

Oscar, the resident cat at the Steere House nursing home in Providence, seems to be able to predict when residents are about to die. According to Dr. David Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor at Brown University medical school, Oscar has been accurate with his terminal diagnoses for the past five years. In fact, Oscar sometimes knows better than the staff. When a patient is close to death, Oscar will jump on his or her bed and keep vigil.

As I’ve said before, has anyone ever thought that…I don’t know…MAYBE THE CAT IS KILLING THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm. Old guy doing fine. Enter cat. Old guy dies.

And everyone thinks “oh that cat must be psychic?” NOooooooo! The cat’s a killer. Everyone knows cats are evil. Everyone. Please join me in getting the word out to stop El Gato de la Muerte. Let’s put him behind bars where he belongs. Do it now…or he might just show up on your doorstep.