Greatest Lawsuit Ever!

Daily Mail reports the most frivolous lawsuit ever. Daily Mail reports:

A teacher in Australia is claiming half a million pounds in compensation because she says she permanently damaged her larynx yelling at rowdy children.

Her voice was damaged, she says, during her attempts to shout over the noise in her classroom as she tried to control the pupils, aged around 11.

As a father who takes care of five children all ten and under I’m keeping a very close eye on this lawsuit.

If she wins I don’t know who I’ll sue but I’m suing somebody. Maybe my wife. What could she be thinking leaving all these children at home with me and expecting my larynx to remain unaffected? Anyone know a good lawyer? I mean, it’s not like I can ask my wife to recommend someone.