Lottery Winner Has Some ‘Splainin To Do

First the good news. Somebody in Michigan bought a $128M lottery ticket.

Now the bad news. They bought it at a porn store and in Michigan winners cannot remain anonymous.

So in order to claim his/her millions, somebody will have to admit to the world that they are a perv.

So far, nobody has come forward to claim the ticket. Ahem.

“Honey, its not what it looks like!”

Well, with $128M, you can afford a lot of sex rehab or a new wife.