Uhm. So Rick Santorum Was Right, Huh?

Hey, remember when Senator Rick Santorum said that if judges made all rules governing sexuality and marriage unconstitutional, then soon polygamy and even bestiality would be legal. And remember everyone freaked out and called Senator Santorum crazy.

Well…

Jammie Wearing Fool writes:

A YOUNG Toowoomba man yesterday tied the knot with his best friend – a five-year-old labrador.

In perhaps a first for the Garden City, Laurel Bank Park hosted the wedding of Joseph Guiso and Honey, a labrador he adopted five years ago.

Thirty of the couple’s closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk.

The groom assured the attendees that the relationship was nonsexual.

So far. (I just added that.)

Either the guy’s crazy or he thinks he’s being funny. Either way, marriage is becoming a punch line.