Porn Makes You Stupid

A porn studio based in Los Angeles is building a giant underground bunker in hopes of “riding out the 2012 apocalypse in style.”

The bunker reportedly will have room for more than 1,200 people. So on the night in 2012 when they suspect the world will end they plan to have a fully stocked bar and a stage for God knows what and, of course, cameras recording it all.

When questioned by a reporter, the spokesman for the porn operation said, “We’re still working on oxygen, that kind of thing.” So they’ve got their hydraulic stage with an emergency pole but haven’t yet worked out the details on oxygen.

These guys might just be future Darwin Award recipients.