If Pat Does This I’ll Be Impressed

Pat’s always bragging and going on about running marathons and triathlons and Ironman. I’ll give him credit. He somehow does complete this stuff. The part that really amazes me is that he’s still kinda’ fat. To me, that always made it more impressive. Anybody who’s in shape can run but for a fat guy to do it is kinda’ cool.

But I’m no longer impressed after seeing this video. This lady ran a marathon at 38 weeks pregnant and guess what happened right after. I’m sure you can guess. So until you do something like that Pat I’m not sure I want to hear it.

Note: I am legally allowed to make fat jokes 1) because I’m fatter than him and 2) he’s my brother so all rules of decorum go out the window when speaking to or about brothers.

Oh Pat, I need someone to come roll me over. Can you come over? I’ve been blogging in this position for hours. I wanna’ avoid bedsores, you know.

HT Jill Stanek