Priests In The Headlines

Conn. ex-priest pleads guilty to obstructing feds
Conn. Ex-priest is now a con. When he gets out he will be an ex-con Conn. ex-priest. If he moves out of Connecticut he will be an ex-con ex-Conn. ex-priest, or something….

Least descriptive headline of the day.
Parishioners, priest react to use
Well I suppose they would. Wouldn’t you?

Reward offered in beating of priest
I don’t think they should offer rewards for this kind of thing.

Father Riley ‘conflicted’ on pokies
Me too. I think…

Priest gets promotion
Assistant to the manager?

Priest makes soup out of church vermin
Hey, I don’t like the National Catholic Reporter either, but this seems a little drastic.

Priest and nun tag team Rahm Emanuel
Without comment