Which Freaks Me Out More?
This dead alien was supposedly found in the frozen wastes of Siberia by two guys walking along last week. (Who walks around Siberia?) That’s bad. This is worse. A Casey … Read More
Tag: aliens
This is Why The Internet Was Created
If you’ve ever wondered to yourself if the internet serves any beneficial purpose to society at all, here’s your answer. It doesn’t. But it can be really fun. This is … Read More
U.N. To Appont Ambassador to Space Aliens
OK. This is the worst news ever. Brace yourself. The United Nation’s is appointing the head of the Office for Outer Space Affairs to come up with a response should … Read More
Now We Can’t Even Evangelize Space Aliens
OK. I don’t know how to say this. Really. You promise not to laugh? OK. Ready? Some atheists don’t want us to evangelize imaginary space aliens because the terrorists in … Read More
Alien Worshiping Glamour Lesbians Criticize the Church
Here’s the greatest lede in a newspaper article that I’ve ever read. It’s got everything. It’s got anti-Catholicism. It’s got holier-than-thou homosexuals. It’s got lunacy. It’s got faux-objective journalism. Ready … Read More
Liberal Catholic Group Calls For Alien Ordination
A liberal Catholic group named “Leaders for Unification of Non-Ordained Associates Together In Christ”(LUNATIC) held a hastily called press conference this morning in order to be the first group to … Read More
Vatican: It’s OK to Believe in Aliens
Vatican: It’s OK to Believe in Aliens. That’s the headline. Believing that the universe may contain alien life does not contradict a faith in God, the Vatican’s chief astronomer said … Read More
Kucinich Sees UFO – I’m Not Kidding
I knew Dennis Kucinich was crazy but…I had no idea he was this crazy. So kudos to all Democrats who knew enough not to give him any support in the … Read More