This Soccer Coach Really Wants to Whistle
A soccer coach whose season has started out 2-2 has figured out what he needs to turn the season around. He needs to learn to whistle. He’s so desperate to … Read More
Tag: soccer
Soccer’s Reeeeaaally Boring But…
To me, this is almost as boring as humans playing soccer. Almost. (Only watch the first minute or so and you’ll get the idea.) But I must admit that anytime … Read More
Revenge Killing Of Octopus for World Cup Loss
An Argentine TV host was mad at all octopi because…get this… a pyschic octupus predicted that the Argentinian soccer team would lose in the World Cup. So look what happened. … Read More
Is This Mass or a World Cup Pep Rally?
This is pretty awful. You’ve got a Catholic Church adorned with soccer balls, everyone (including the priest) dressed in orange in preparation for the World Cup final, and the priest … Read More
Idiots Raise a Generation of Wimps
A soccer league in Canada is making a really really really silly move by introducing a rule that declares any team that wins a game by more than five points … Read More