Have you ever suffered from Male Economic Dysfunction?
Are you frustrated because economic conditions in your small town have not improved?
Do you find yourself waking up in the middle of the night with a bible in one hand and a gun in the other?
Have you found yourself irrationally lashing out at recent immigrants just because they don’t look like you?
Have you soured on the idea of free-trade?
Well, you are not alone! You, and millions like you, suffer from a condition known as
Bumpkin Bitterness Disorder ©
Fortunately, now there is help! You don’t have to suffer anymore.
Obama Pharmaceuticals has just introduced its remarkable new Obama’s Bitter Pill™! The new Obama’s Bitter Pill™ will cure you of these horrible symptoms and much much more!
Obama’s Bitter Pill™ will treat the following:
Gun toting, Bible Thumping, Snake Handling, Church Going, Banjo Playing, Sibling Seduction, Foreigner Fury, Moonshine Drinking, and many other reactionary behaviors!
Best of all, the Obama’s Bitter Pill™ will be provided for you absolutely free of charge. To qualify for a four year supply of Obama’s Bitter Pill™, you only need to elect Barack Obama President of the United States.
So if you suspect that you might be a bitter bumpkin, vote for Barack Obama!
***Warning*** Possible side effects of Obama’s Bitter Pill™ include, but are not limited to elitism, snobbery, disdain for your own country, flag pin repulsion, higher taxes, prolonged recession, loss of freedoms, legal infanticide, and complete surrender of sovereignty.
***Note*** Obama’s Bitter Pill™ not currently available in any major American cities but can be readily found at your local country store and at a Walmart near you.