Are you having trouble understanding how voting pro-choice is actually a pro-life decision?
Experiencing difficulty seeing how the most radically pro-abortion President is actually the best thing to happen to babies since pacifiers?
Feeling like you’re not a “cool Catholic” or you’re out of step with the majority of Catholics?
If you answer yes to any of these simple questions, then you might be a candidate for the Kmiec Catholic Re-Education Camp.
The camp is a great way to be re instructed in your faith and fall in line with what the majority of Catholics believe.
It’s fun. Movie night is when we put toothpicks in your eyelids so you don’t miss even one second of the lesson…uh…movie. There are classes in counter intuitive logic taught by the great Doug Kmiec himself to make it easier for you to accept difficult and elusive “truths.”
But wait. There’s more. You can spend hours in our spacious library which has the latest bestsellers “The Audacity of Hope” and “Dreams from My Father.” Or if inspirational life stories aren’t your cup of tea we have the “Newly Revised Catholic Catechism” with newly added chapters like “Why Your Uninformed Conscience Trumps the Thinking of Great Theologians and Saints” and “The Confusion Around Abortion from Augustine to Aquinas” by Nancy Pelosi.
Dine in our new cafe called “The Cafeteria Catholic” and try the Maria Shriver soup, or the Father Pfleger filet of soul.
Also, don’t forget to visit our newly remodeled “Vox Nova” wing everyone’s just screaming about!
And best of all is that you can stay at the Kmiec education camp for a few days, a month, or even a few years.* And don’t worry about paying, the Kmiec Catholic Re-Education Camp is taxpayer subsidized due to the hard work of Nancy Pelosi, Vice President Joe Biden, and HHS Secretary Tom Daschle.
And you don’t have to worry about enrolling. We’ll come get you. Just speak out against Obama or pro-choice Catholics and our Kmiec Wagon will come get you any time of night. Free of charge!
*Stays lasting longer than two years without positive results may end in your permanent disappearance.
November 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm
LOL!
November 25, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Starts running to avoid mandatory, er, voluntary reeducation… can anyone recommend a gulag?
November 25, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Scary, it is a joke right, have a family history that says it is possible; big logical pro-goodness peeps we are:)!
November 25, 2008 at 8:24 pm
That second picture looks just like the California Supreme Court judges chamber.
November 25, 2008 at 8:25 pm
🙂
so funny:)
p.s. you need to watch these politicians, I don’t like what they have done, or are trying, something isn’t right!
November 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Nothing is right.
November 25, 2008 at 8:46 pm
…And while your enjoying your stay in the "Vox Nova" wing, you can attend tap-dancing lessons taught by the lovely couple of Michael & Katerian Deem. Where you will learn to react to Truths such as the Catechism, Holy Bible, and Tradition with tap-dancing skills that will boggle the mind and confuse the faithful!
November 25, 2008 at 10:02 pm
fantastic!
I need to sign up to get all of this logically coherent anti-abortion / Natural Law / Magisterial Doctrine none-sense out of my head.
I can’t wait, should I lobotomize myself now or wait for them to?
November 25, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Chris,
You probably don’t want to go ‘Origen’ on yourself (lobotomize) since I believe Iafrate and Morning’s Minions enjoy doing that with incesent insults.
November 25, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I could say something about the level of charity (or lack of it) in the comments above regarding Vox Nova, Catholic Anarchy and Morning’s Minion.
But I’d rather make some popcorn and watch.
November 25, 2008 at 10:34 pm
And did Vox Nova get hacked, or is it just me??
November 25, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Paul,
I think you have issues between speaking the truth and being nice.
Plus, you must be a troll since the link you posted to Vox Nova is the wrong link.
November 27, 2008 at 3:49 pm
is this doug kmiec at all related to Bishop Kmiec, the church closer of Buffalo?