Please be warned that an epidemic case of schadenfreude has broken out among Christians across America due to the dismal failure of Rosie O’ Donnell’s variety show Wednesday night.
Thousands of Christians were seen walking around smiling and then breaking into loud guffaws of laughter after the ratings were announced today, signaling the probable end of Rosie O’Donnell’s career.
Only 5 million viewers tuned in for the 8 p.m. premiere of “Rosie Live.” That’s bad. Bad enough to be the lowest rated show of the night. And critics killed the show. Heh,heh.
Hey! Stop smiling. Now, as good as it feels to see an anti-Catholic bigot self-combust on national television you really shouldn’t allow yourself to be feeling good about Rosie’s career failure. hee-hee…hee…So don’t think about her anti-Catholic and anti-Christian comments like these (H/T Media Research Center):
-Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America.” (The View, 9/12/06)
-“You know what concerns me? How many Supreme Court justices are Catholics? … Five. How about separation of church and state in America?” (The View, 4/19/07)
-“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.” (The View, 4/19/07)
-“Christopher Reeve died without hope because of the religious – separation – lack of separation of church and state by this administration.” (The View, 6/7/05)
-“I really hope the Catholic Church gets sued until the end of time. Maybe, you know, we can melt down some of the gold toilets in the Pope’s Vatican and pay off some of the lawsuits because, you know, frankly, the whole tenet of Christianity, of being pious, of living a Christ-like life, has been lost in Catholicism.” (MSNBC’s Donahue, 2/24/03)
I would continue but heh…heh…I’m having a…heheheheheh…hard time stopping an insane…hahahahahahaha…bout of laughter…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!.