Today is Wednesday December 10, 2008. It is also “Day Without A Gay.”

Homosexuals all over the country will be calling in sick to create awareness of what life is like without the gay.

Well, I got to thinkin’. What are all these gay folk gonna do all day? I know, they will do what I do when I play hookey from work. They will go to the movies. But what movie to see? Well, in order to make sure that our gay brothers and sisters will not be bored on their day off, Creative Minority Productions is releasing its new blockbuster movie. The Day The Gay Stood Still.