January 20 – (Washington D.C.) An alarming outbreak of a mysterious disease has health officials puzzled. Emergency rooms around the Capitol and across the country are being visited by thousands of people who are reporting alarming “leg tingles” which started… Continue Reading →
You may not know me. I used to be Vice President of the United States. I managed to lose a presidential election in an historic manner and dragged the country through the courts for weeks before conceding the obvious. Despondent,… Continue Reading →
Vatican To Complaining Jews: Oy Vey! Shut Up Already! Well alright, it is a colloquial paraphrasing of what they said, but that certainly is the intent. VATICAN CITY – The Vatican says Jewish complaints about Pope Benedict XVI’s commitment to… Continue Reading →
As Tuesday’s temperature low will be 18 degrees, I think we all must agree that Barack Obama just by being inaugurated has cured the planet of global warming! Hooray! I’ve got to tell you, I didn’t think he could do… Continue Reading →
CMR’s Secret Anti-Abortion Plot—Our ingenious plot must be kept quiet. Read this and then throw out your computer. New Movie About Abortion—Seems pretty powerful and disturbing. I warn you. Dalai Lama: I ♥ Bush—The Dalai Lama would make liberals scream… Continue Reading →
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